Friday, July 18, 2008

Top 5 ways to die in Rambo



5. Machete cutting off both of your limbs

4. Bayoneted then thrown into a fire

3. Arrow through your face, then blown to smithereens by a bomb

2. Trachea ripped out by Rambo's bare hands

AND...

1. Disembowled by a knife Rambo made himself then kicked down a hill

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